bookworm8199:

pidgins:

itsmemacleod:

the fact that i cant bold or italicize or strikethrough or even link on other social networks really drives my insane

gUYS THE LINK CHANGES EVERY TIME YOU CLICK IT OMG

WOAH

(via eternalit-y)


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  • House phone: *rings*
  • Me: nah

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gypsums:

im just an asshole with feelings

(via encourage)


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silversora:

If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

(via crystallized-teardrops)


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zooeyclairedeschanel:

i have no interest in small talk tell me about ur childhood and what ur parents are like and how many siblings u have and if u are afraid of death or if u believe in an afterlife and what ur favorite movie is and if u like romantic comedies or horror movies or action movies and what kind of music u like and why and tell me the bands or artists u loved in middle school but are too ashamed to admit to anyone else and

(via fake-mermaid)


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queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: sleepymalum, via lubricates)


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hesitence:

i didnt lose my virginity, i know exactly who has it

(Source: hesitence, via crystallized-teardrops)


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my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: territorialcreep, via fake-mermaid)


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Don’t leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.

-Amy Sedaris (via feellng)


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the worst feeling in the world is to know you were used and lied to by someone you trusted

(Source: forsakers, via crystallized-teardrops)


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